Drunk Man Fell Asleep In Wrong House, New York Police Say

 

As I read this article by Huffington Post I chuckled thinking how many of us almost really did this!

The truth of the matter is I actually found someone in my house in South Dakote when I got back home drunk and asleep on the floor. I didnt call the police. Instead I made him run through the thick brush that surrounded my estate with only the clothes he had on which was his underwear while shooting a gun in the air. I figured it was better to scare the shit out of him instead of him having to spend time in jail and having to pay court fees. So I think we all came out better on the long run. LOL!

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NEWSTEAD, N.Y. -- Authorities in western New York say a 20-year-old man thought he was sleeping on his friend's couch when state troopers woke him up over the weekend.

It turns out he was off by about 20 miles.

State police say a homeowner in rural Erie County town of Newstead woke up around 4:30 a.m. Saturday and found a stranger sleeping on his couch. He was unable to wake up the stranger, so his wife called 911. When troopers arrived, they found the very intoxicated man still sleeping on the couch.

Troopers say the man told him he thought he was at a friend's house on Grand Island, 20 miles west of Newstead.

The man was charged with criminal trespass and issued an appearance ticket for Newstead Town Court.

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